Funny Crap Military Wives Say!


Living around the milspouse crowd for sometime now has made me privy to some of the funny things we say within our community . You know those things where you are like “did they just say that”?

Since the “S%#____ say series has become popular, I figured I would jump on the bandwagon and present you with some of the top funny things that military spouses in some way or another have asked me or have said in conversation.

Please keep in mind that this video I did was random and done just for fun . I am not making fun of any one specific person and nothing here should be taken so seriously. That being said I hope you enjoy and get a good chuckle !

What are some other funny things military wives say?



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  1. That was funny! A lot of it just being a newbie, but some of it is pure WTF. Every wife has had some stupid moment. Mine was driving on post and flipping ppl off b/c they were beeping at me while retreat was being played. Whoops.

  2. Sarah

    I laugh every time I see the don’t confuse your rank with my authority stickers lol. One of military wives I know put on her Facebook oh my gosh a cop just pulled me over for speeding but let me go cause my hubs is deployed but omg he should be shipped off for giving me a military wife a speeding ticket lol.

  3. That was genius!! I loved your “conversation” and this was perfect after a long day at work. I’m working up something on stuff I had to learn about “Army speak” but this was just outstanding.

  4. Ashley

    HAHAHAHA Seriously that is hilarious! We are a USAF family but all of that seriously applies to us as well. My husband was over here chuckling along side me. Well done.

  5. Danielle

    Thank you soo much for saying this, we were stationed a Ft. Drum,NY and I saw it all the time, I felt bad for some of those wives and it seemed like the FRG was the Place where it happened the most, I avoided it as much as possible. They singled me out cuz my husband got badly hurt in Iraq on his last tour and couldn’t go on deployment so I hope these wives wake up and get the message! Thanks Krystal love watching your blogs

  6. Veronique

    LMAO I love the well my husband is a E2 and yours is an E1 I really dont think we should hang out together lmaooo….. ok… I thought I said I wasn’t watching this anymore??? My husband loved this

  7. Jasmine

    OMG ! So love this reminds of alot of people i know.. most my ex co-workers on post! lol this video made my day! :) Thank you so much

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  9. You know, I’ve always wondered what life would be like if we lived on post. Being a reservist spouse I felt like I’ve been missing out on military wife comradery but it never dawned in me that there was a darker side- the cattiness and yes, bullying (if it quacks like a duck…).
    I’m glad you took a moment to speak on it because I doubt these women take the time to think about the person underneath the grunge. Ive been guilty of snickering or shaking my head at a poor wardrobe choice or two but I had to check myself because you don’t know what somebody is going through.
    Anyway, I hope this post reached who it needed to reach. Definitely food for thought.

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